There is a Milk Fiend in my house.

Every morning, before I go to school, I pour myself
a frothy glass of skim milk. As any smart girl knows,
skim milk has all of the essential vitamins and
nutrients that I need to grow, and comes jam-packed
with calcium to help build strong bones, thereby
preventing common diseases like osteoporosis.

Anyway, I always pour a full glass, but I only drink
half of it in the morning. When I am satisfied with
the amount of creamy and delicious milk I have had,
I put the rest in the refridgerator to stay cool and
fresh while I am away doing other things. For the past
two weeks, I have come home and opened my fridgerator,
expecting to see that tall and gleaming glass waiting
for me, and there has been no glass!

Clearly, someone is out to sabeotage my quest to be a
healthy, strong-boned girl! This person is deliberately
removing my beverage from its cold little shelf and,
likely, hoarding it to be used later as ransom! But the
joke will be on them in a few more weeks --
everyone knows that milk spoils and leaves no prisoners!