Monster Pie

Here is a recipe for Monster Pie:

1 Very Small monster
5 cups of sugar
1 pickle
1 empty pie crust

Pour sugar into blender. Carefully coax monster into blender with pickle. Pureé until completely liquified. Pour into empty pie crust. Bake at 350º for four and one half minutes or until filling stops screaming. Allow to cool.

Serves Two.